|I seem to take 'that is the worst tumblr post ever' as a personal challenge.|
there are more nipples than people
this fucked me over
Me: would you like some Splenda?
My Hunty: For what?
Me: For that truth tea I just served you cuz I know its kinda bitter.
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
sext: sonic spin dash my ass